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By: Chad Little and MAFIA Luv
Characters : Jackie (Mike), Dragon (James), Mafia (Allen), (If project is done in Indy) Dude (Eric), (If done in Bloomington) Luke (Luke) a walk-in by Spud (Chad)
Setting: A House
Starts off in the smoke filled BATHROOM of this house. Mafia walks out talking and walking to the living room.
MAFIA-
(Entering the Living room where Jackie, and Dragon are sitting watching T.V.)
“What’s the score here. What’s goin on?”
Dragon –
“Appears like you allready got something goin on in the bathroom. Lookin like a 70’s movie with a big cloud of smoke wherever you go.”
MAFIA –
“What are you getting at? I was just studying.”
Dragon –
“Whatever dude.”
Dude –
(With a plate full af food, and a mouth full of food)
“Someone say my name?”
Jackie –
(Hostily)
“Man nobody called your name. Get your ass back in the kitchen and eat some cheese before I kick your fatass!”
Dude –
(Take a bite of a piece of chicken)
“Aight.”
Dragon –
“So what is there to do?”
Jackie –
(Camera still on Dragon and widens out to both Dragon and MAFIA in the shot)
“MAFIA gave me a great idea.”
Dragon and MAFIA –
“Damn!”
(Shot cuts to Jackie lighting up a bowl on a huge bong. Jackie takes his hit and the shot stays on him as he hold it in.)
MAFIA and Dragon –
(While Jackie is taking his hit)
“Toke, Toke, Toke…”
Dragon –
“Pass that shit.”
(Cuts to a sigh that says “15 minutes later…”)
(Jackie, Dragon, and MAFIA are lounging in the LIVINGROOM watching “Fear, and Loathing in Las Vegas”)
Jackie –
“Hold on. Wait. Here it is. Beautiful Fucking Tits man!”
(Everyone starts to laugh there ass off)
(The phone rings and Mafia picks up not even saying hello)
Mafia –
“Zup biatches, you want some of this sausage?”
(Mafia hangs up laughing hard.)
Jackie –
“You know something funnier. You remember that scene in “Orgazmo”? The one with T. Rex?”
Dragon –
“T. Rex?”
(Cuts into the scene in Orgazmo with T. Rex where Trey Parker says, “Why do they call her T. Rex, and ends where Matt Stone say, “Dude that’s some hot shit.” The part where Trey Parker Daydreams about his girlfriend is cut out.)
Jackie –
“Yeah I remember that. Dude that’s some hot shit.”
(Everyone starts laughing there ass off again. There is a knock at the door and everyone stops laughing.)
Dragon –
(Whispering)
“What the fuck? What the fuck was that.”
Jackie –
(Whispering)
“I think it’s the door. Dude (talking to MAFIA) you go get it.”
MAFIA –
“Skrew that I’m geeking dude.”
Dragon-
(Looking out of the blinds)
“Hey Jackie, it’s that guy that Spud.”
Jackie-
(stand up fast)
“That’s the mutha fucka that tried to steel my rims! Are you sure Dude?”
Dude –
“Someone call my name?”
Jackie –
“Muther Fucker no called yo… Hey , the guy that’s at the door. Let him in and bring him in here. MAFIA, Dragon come in the other room with me.”
MAFIA –
“Man I don’t wanna move. I just wanna sit here and get my grub on.”
Jackie –
“Fuck it, c’mon Dragon we gonna gank dis bitch.”
Dragon –
“OK. MAFIA just wait in here.”
MAFIA –
“I wasn’t gonna move anyway.”
(Dude and Spud walk into the living room)
Dude –
“Sit on the couch or something, talk to MAFIA.”
(Dude then leaves the room)
(Spud sits on the couch.)
Spud –
“What’s happenin? I heard you sold (Looks around and whispers) refer.”
MAFIA –
“No I just smoke it. Jackie is the one you wanna talk to.”
Spud –
“I can’t really talk to Jackie, there was a little misund…”
MAFIA –
(Yells)
“Hey Jackie!!! Spud wants some of that Green Stickey.”
Spud –
“He’s here?”
(Gets up and slowly starts to back out of the door.)
“Actually I think I’d better be going now. I’ll just catch you on the flip side.”
(Spud turns around and Jackie and Dragon are standing there at the doorway.)
Spud-
(Nervously)
“Hey man, havent seen you in a while. Whose your buddy here? (Motions to Dragon)
Jackie –
“His name is Dragon.”
Spud –
“Dragon?? (Thinking- Why do they call him Dragon?)
(Dragon gives Spud a karae punch to the stomach. Spud gets knock back a few feet and the camera follows him. The camera then cuts to Dragon who now has a karate outfit on and screaming. Dragon then beats on Spud wearing him down. Spud gets in a few lucky shots but Dragon really fuck him up, and knocks him on a coffe table.)
Jackie –
(With his arms folded)
“MAFIA, do your thing.”
MAFIA –
(Covered in potato chip crumbs)
“OK”
(MAFIA stands up and goes to the table. Picking Spud up and slamming him through the table breaking the table in half. He rips off his shirt and flexes while screaming. He then walks over to Dragon, who is now back in his regular clothes, and hi fives him with both hands. Mafia then puts on another shirt. Jackie then stand over a beaten and bloody Spud and makes a gesture to his face.”
Jackie –
“Hey Dude!”
Dude-
“Someone say my name?”
Jackie –
“Throw this jabroni out in the street!”
Dude –
“Can I finish eating first?”
Jackie –
“Dude your never gonna stop eating, just put the chicken wings down, and throw him outside.”
Dude –
(with a mouth full of food)
“OK”
(Dude picks up Spud and throws him outside. Dude then walks back in the house. Dragon and MAFIA are on the porch.)
Dragon –
(Loudly)
“Ohh you didn’t know?”
(Dragon walks back in the house)
Jackie –
(Loudly)
“Your ass better call somebody!”
(MAFIA walks back in the house as he says that.)
(Next shot is of Jackie, Dragon, and MAFIA walking into the living room and sitting down.)
Dragon –
“That kicked ass.”
MAFIA –
“Fuck yeah.”
Jackie –
“Screw it. Game on!”
(Jackie pulls the bong back out and lights up. Shot stays with him until lets it out.)
(Another sign that says 20 minutes later.)
(The next shot shows MAFIA, Dragon, and Jackie passed out in the living room. As they are passed out there is a knock on the door and Dude answers it.)
Dude –
“Is there something I can help you with OFFICER?”
(MAFIA, Dragon, and Jackie all spring up at the same time, Freeze frame, Credits.)
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